Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison
Status Alive
Actor Trey Parker
Show South Park (regular character - 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023)

Mr. Garrison was depicted primarily as a teacher until his dismissal, and then mounted a campaign that resulted in his election as President of the United States. Garrison is particularly cynical, especially in comparison with the rest of South Park’s adults, and he is one of the few characters to ever break the fourth wall on the show.

Mr. Garrison started out as a homophobic racist. Then he realized he was gay. Then he transitioned to being “Mrs. Janet Garrison” and was racist and sexist and pretty much crazy. She decided she was a lesbian for a while, before transitioning back to being a man. A straight, racist, asshole man.

The character is endemic of South Park‘s original, surrealistic, humor. But if you ask us, having to add him here is bullshit.

There’s a 90% chance that our gender and sexuality listing here is wrong, and that’s because the character has changed so many times, we’re just going with the last time we paid attention to the show.

This page was last edited on April 2nd, 2023.
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