The Big Bad Queers TV Shows (
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All queers are inherently evil, do terrible things, and will prey on innocent young women just to get a toaster.

The Golden Girls

Thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again.

The Good Ship Murder

Former police detective Jack Grayling, now pursuing his dream of becoming a cabaret singer on a luxury Mediterranean cruise ship, investigates a series of murders on board with the help of ship’s First Officer Kate Woods.

The I-Land

When ten people wake up on a treacherous island with no memory of who they are and how they got there, they set off on a trek to try to get back home, only to discover the world is not as it seems.

The Inspector Lynley Mysteries

Upper-crust DI Thomas Lynley and his partner, working-class DS Barbara Havers, solve crimes.

The Killing

The killing of another lesbian.

The Last Ship

You’re on a sub when half the world’s population is wiped out by a virus. And GO!

The Madame Blanc Mysteries

Antiques expert moves to France suspicious of how her husband died and uses her skills to aid the local police and simultaneously bonding with the town’s popular taxi driver.

The Man in the High Castle

What if the Nazis won? Everything would suck.

The Mentalist

A famous “psychic” outs himself as a fake, and starts working as a consultant for the California Bureau of Investigation so he can find “Red John”, the madman who killed his wife and daughter.

The Outlaws

Seven strangers from different walks of life forced together to complete a community payback sentence in Bristol.

The Path

A man who converts to a controversial following suffers from a crisis of faith.

The Royals

They’re rich, they’re royal, and they’re just like you and me. Except stupider.