21 Jump Street
Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall.
24
How much shit could happen in one day? At least one dead lesbian.
9-1-1
This show explores the high-pressure experiences of police, paramedics and firefighters who are thrust into the most frightening, shocking and heart-stopping situations.
Ally McBeal
Dancing babies. Sniffing butts. Bathroom gymnastics. Heteroflexible for ratings.
American Dad!
Related to The Family Guy and The Cleveland Show, this is a less slapstick show. Kind of. It’s absurd comedy, grounded in family stories and real-world issues. And aliens. The series focuses on the eccentric upper middle class Smith family in the fictional community of Langley Falls, Virginia and their three housemates: Father, husband, CIA Agent, Republican,…
APB
The best way to solve crime is money, apparently.
Beverly Hills, 90210
It’s just California in the 1990s. Which was nothing like this show.
Bones
Digging up them bones!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
A whacky cop show where everyone is quirky and fun. And it actually is.
The Cleveland Show
A Seth MacFarlane cartoon about black people, written by white people.
Dark Angel
Because having a barcode tattooed on the back of your neck is edgy.
Dollhouse
Because wiping people’s minds and selling their bodies couldn’t possibly go wrong!