Queerbaiting TV Shows (

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The missions of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

Delving into criminal minds, and all their serial killer creepiness, on primetime.

Teri Polo and Sherri Saum play Stef and Lena Foster, just two regular lesbians trying to raise five children in Southern California. If only those kids would stop having shenanigans!

A sequel to Full House, the show is about eldest daughter DJ Tanner, her three kids, her sister, her bff, and every shenanigan you can think of. Veterinarian and recently widowed D.J. Tanner-Fuller finds herself living in her childhood home with younger sister and aspiring musician Stephanie Tanner and DJ’s lifelong best friend/fellow single mother Kimmy…

Gay teenagers in Ohio in a show choir sounded like the best idea for a show ever. Singing, dancing, and epic lesbian disappointment.

In criminal justice, there are crimes that pretty much freak out everyone. These are their stories.

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

Sexy young adults struggling for money in an expensive zip code? Sure. Why not.

Blah blah heroes blah blah gods blah blah bisexual seductress.

So Emma has a son she gave up. Henry was adopted by the evil queen, Regina. He’s the grandson of Rumplestiltksin, who’s also the son of Peter Pan. And that’s not even getting too deep into this one.

The gayest non-gay show out there since Xena.

Teenagers transported from Earth become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire.