The Big Bad Queers TV Shows (
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jason-mask

All queers are inherently evil, do terrible things, and will prey on innocent young women just to get a toaster.

The 3 Bits warning

Roman Bits goes from green to green.

Network:
Airdates: 2013

3% skull-crossbones

A bleak future where only 3% get to live in Utopia.

Network:
Airdates: 2016 - current

Agatha Christie’s Marple skull-crossbones

An elderly spinster living in the village of St. Mary Mead, helps her friends and relatives solve mysterious murders.

Network:
Airdates: 2004 - 2013

American Vandal

When a mysterious “Turd Burglar” unleashes a repulsive prank on high school students, “American Vandal” filmmakers Peter and Sam take on the case.

Network:
Airdates: 2017 - 2018

Animal Kingdom warning

The bad guy is a woman named Smurf. But she’s bisexual…

Network:
Airdates: 2016 - current

The Asphalt Jungle

Not much like the movie of the same name, this is about the New York Police Department’s Metropolitan Squad that specializes in fighting organized crime.

Network:
Airdates: 1961

Bad Girls warning skull-crossbones

How did women in prison merit a happy ending? No idea, but it did!

Network:
Airdates: 1999 - 2006

Baka and Test

A stupid boy and his troubles in school.

Network:
Airdates: 2010

Battlestar Galactica (2003) warning skull-crossbones

The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

Network:
Airdates: 2003 - 2009

Being Mary Jane

Mary Jane Paul, a wildly successful TV reporter who is searching for love in all the wrong places.

Network:
Airdates: 2013 - 2019

Betrayal

Everyone betrays everyone except the lesbians. Yay?

Network:
Airdates: 2013 - 2014

Black Butler

Fourteen year olds are notable for being the well heeled heads of crime prevention families, right?

Network:
Airdates: 2008 - 2014