Desperate Housewives
The 2000s version of the Stepford Wives was more deadly and terrifying.
Dexter
He’s smart. He’s lovable. He’s Dexter Morgan, America’s favorite serial killer, who spends his days solving crimes and nights committing them.
Dollhouse
Because wiping people’s minds and selling their bodies couldn’t possibly go wrong!
Doubt
A soapy legal procedural.
El sabor de las margaritas
While investigating the disappearance of a teenage girl in a tight-knit Galician town, a Civil Guard officer uncovers secrets linked to a loss of her own.
Élite
The prized trophy was meant to be awarded to the best student in the class. Instead it became a murder weapon.
Emmerdale
A long running British soap about the little town of Emmerdale and the weird stuff they get up to there.
Father Brown
A catholic priest who solves crimes. Yeah okay.
Felizes Para Sempre?
When you have to ask “Happily Ever After?” like a question, the answer is probably “No.”
Firefly
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand, but you can’t take the sky from me.
From Dusk till Dawn: The Series
They’re assholes, but they’re not fucking assholes.
Game of Thrones
Everyone dies. Just… everyone dies. But hey, Valar Morghulis. We can hope the remaining, known LGBTQ character will come out alive when the show ends.